overheard.

Here are some things I heard people say at the weekend.

I think I'll wear it on a non-day (said by a five year old)
It's her granny knickers innit (said by a fifteen year old boy, sat on the train with two friends.)
Will everyone at church know its my birthday? (said by another five year old)
Why does everyone have to have a voice? (said by a four year old)