Seasons

I can tell what season it is by the knicker to sock ratio in my wash load. I do a wash load whenever I have enough clothes to make up a wash load - none of this sorting colours and whites or types of materials or anything like that for me. In the summer there are less pairs of socks than knickers. In the autumn and spring there are even numbers of pairs of socks to pairs of knickers. In the winter there is at least two pairs of socks to every pair of knickers. I would like to point out that the numbers of pairs of knickers I wear each day remains constant, it is the amount of socks I wear that doth flux.